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darryljs 01-08-2016 11:16 AM

I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)
 
Wonder how many here, can relate to this? :bigthink: :biggrin2:

I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.
I don't have to go to school or work.
I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad.
I don't have a curfew.
I have a driver's license and my own car.
I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine store. I like the wine store best.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they aren’t scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be scared.
And I don't have acne.
Life is Good! Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager.
Brains of older people are slow because they know so much. People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains, scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear.
Much like a computer struggles as the hard drive gets full, so too, do humans take longer to access information when their brains are full.
Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for. It is NOT a memory problem, it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.
SO THERE!!
I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names. So, please forward this to your friends; they may be my friends, too. and finally,

Happy New Year - 2016

1811woody 01-08-2016 11:30 AM

LOL I was wondering what they called someone like me. I still have to work though so I guess I'm a preseenager.

Sam Mac 01-08-2016 01:31 PM

All true, ask me how I know. :biggrin2:

cubs-n-bxrs 01-08-2016 02:14 PM

Guess I can relate to all of that. :bigthink:

darryljs 01-08-2016 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Mac (Post 358164)
All true, ask me how I know. :biggrin2:

OK, I'll bite. How do you know, Sam. :biggrin2::biggrin2:

Yosemite Sam 01-08-2016 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darryljs (Post 358182)
OK, I'll bite. How do you know, Sam. :biggrin2::biggrin2:

Cuz he's a really old fart...

Sam Mac 01-08-2016 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yosemite Sam (Post 358184)
Cuz he's a really old fart...

We have a winner. :biggrin2:

Billy-O 01-08-2016 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yosemite Sam (Post 358184)
Cuz he's a really old fart...

I hadda look for this "twice in one day"....... this one's nasty and I like it!:biggrin2:

ol'George 01-08-2016 07:07 PM

I represent that remark, :biggrin2:
I am not an old fart, just a recycled teenager----- 3 Times recycled Ha,LOL!
(Can't remember the first two times)


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