Farmer Jake
 

Jake was way back in the far corner of his "back 40 acres", when his old Farmall sputtered and stopped, out of gas. Jake was SURE he had filled up the tank before starting to mow, but after opening the tank, sure enough drier than a bone in Death Valley.

Old Jake began to scream and curse, and after a few minutes, a bee buzzed by. Jake swatted at the bee; the bee said " hey old dude, me and the others in my hive will help you out. Just keep the tank open"

Well, Jake had no other option except for a very long walk back to the barn, so he decided to wait for a bit and see what happened.

A long line of bees flew over the tank, an each stopped for a few seconds. The Queen buzzed by again and said "try it, Jake."

The old Farmall fired right up, and Jake was delighted. Jake then asked the Queen Bee "just what exactly kind of fuel did your workers put in the tank?"

The Queen replied "Bee Pee."

:biggrin2:....that's a real "gas!" I like it.:ROTF1::ROTF1:

Cub Cadet 123

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