Cub Cadet 123 |
07-19-2012 12:37 PM |
The Chief's TP Adventure
An indian Chief walked into a store and asked the clerk, "Chief need something to go on....Chief need toilet paper!" The store clerk responded, "We have Charmin for 75 cents/roll, White Cloud for 70 cents/roll, Scott's Tissue for 60 cents/roll, and we have a generic brand for 40 cents/roll." The Chief replied, "Hmmmm.....Chief try the generic brand this time." The next day, the Chief came back into the store and quickly located the same store clerk. He said in a very firm voice, "Chief have name for generic toilet paper, they should call it JOHN WAYNE paper!" The store clerk was baffled aat how the Chief came up with the name, so he asked him why he would call it JOHN WAYNE paper. The Chief responded, "Because it's ROUGH, TOUGH, and IT DON'T TAKE CRAP OFF OF ANY INDIAN!"
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