Secret to a Long Life
 

A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life. He said, " You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal everymorning, see. If you do you'll live to a nice ripe old age."

So the young lad did this religously every day, and sure enough, lived to the nice ripe old age of 96. When he died , he left behind 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 15 great-grandchildren...and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium. :biggrin2.gif:

Diz Jr.,
That's pretty good! My dad use to tell me to use pepper. Said it would put hair on my chest.

:biggrin2.gif: Good one, Diz!