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wshytle 09-17-2009 05:01 PM

Children and childbirth
 
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a three year old girl to hold the flashlight high over her mommy so he could see to help deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Conner was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Conner began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3 yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place....smack his butt again".

ACecil 09-17-2009 05:06 PM

:ROTF1::biggrin2.gif:

Diz Jr. 09-17-2009 06:39 PM

:ExtremeFunny::ROTF2:

camarokidz28 09-17-2009 08:47 PM

:beerchug::biggrin2.gif::buttrock:

Roblynn 09-18-2009 09:16 AM

:ThumbsUp::HeeHee::OMG::ROTF1::ROTF2::Thanks:


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