| Cub Cadet 123 |
09-24-2011 01:39 AM |
A Doctor's Advice...
A man went to his doctor to run some tests and for a routine examination. After running some tests on the patient and reviewing them, the doctor entered the examination room and stated in a calm, clear voice "Joe, I've got some news to share with you about your examination. The tests that I ran on you indicate that you have a terminal disease. There isn't much more time left." Upon gaining his breath, Joe asked the doctor, "Is there anything that I can do doctor?". His doctor replied, "Find a woman with a lot of kids who can't cook or clean at all and loves to argue. Marry her and go to a very remote island to live." Joe stated, "How will that help me doctor?". The doctor replied, "That will be the longest six months of your life you ever lived!"
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