State Patrol
 

One day a man hears a knock at the door. He opens the door to find a State Trooper standing on his door step. The Trooper says, "sir are you married and do you have a picture of your wife." The man goes and gets a picture for the Trooper. The Trooper looks at the picture and then says to the man, " sir it looks like your wife got hit by a semi truck." The man says, "yea but she has a good personality and she's a good cook." :biggrin2::biggrin2:

:ROTF1::ExtremeFunny:

:biggrin2::ROTF1:

:ROTF1::ROTF1::ROTF1::ROTF2::ROTF2::ROTF2::ROTF2:: :ExtremeFunny:

That's funny. I told it to my wife and she didn't get it.

I got slapped!