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A married man left work early one Friday afternoon.
Instead of going home, he spent the weekend (and his money) partying with the boys.
When he finally returned home on Sunday night , his wife really got on his case and stayed on it.
After a couple of hours of swearing and screaming, his wife paused and pointed at him and made him and offer.
"How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days?!?"
The husband couldn't believe his luck . so he looked up, smiled and said, "That would suit me just fine!!"

Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesdy went by and he still didn't see her.

Come Thrusday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see here a little out of the corner of his lift eye.:bash:

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