A Letter of Apology
 

Hi, Fred, this is Richard, next door. I’ve got a confession to make.

I’ve been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to
get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. At least I’m telling you
in this text and I can’t live with myself a minute longer without you
knowing about this. The truth is that when you’re not around I’ve
been sharing your wife, day and night. In fact, probably much more
than you. I haven’t been getting it at home recently and I know that
that’s no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can’t live
with the guilt and hope you’ll accept my sincere apology and forgive
me. Please suggest a fee for usage and I’ll pay you.

Regards,
Richard

Neighbor’s response:

Fred, feeling so angered and betrayed, grabbed his gun and shot
Richard, killing him. He went back home and poured himself a stiff
drink and sat down on the sofa. Fred then looked at his phone and
discovered a second text message from Richard.



Second text message:

Hi, Fred. Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text.
I expect you figured it out and noticed that the damned Auto-Correct had changed “wi-fi” to “wife.” Technology, huh? It’ll be the death of us all.


Regards, Richard.

Rotf....lmao

Hilarious!:biggrin2: And the reality is we always hear about neighbor disputes in the news for real!

Damn auto correct anyway!

Bah, ha, ha, ha!

Last fall I used that one on my neighbor. After about a week I couldn't take it any more and had to send him the second text. I couldn't stand to listen to him yell at his wife any more.:biggrin2:

:bigeyes::OMG: Now he need few bottle.