Divine right?
 

A woman goes into church wearing a see-through blouse with nothing underneath.

Father Bob observes this, draws the woman to the side, and tries to explain to her that she is not properly dressed to enter the house of the Lord.

The woman reacts with "Listen, the Lord gave me my body, so it is my divine right.

Father Bob replies "Well, your left is also divine, but you still shouldn't come into church dressed like that".