The Affordable Plumbing Act of 2014

[ironman]

Only weeks after leaving office on January 20, 2017, former president
Barack Hussein Obama discovers a leak under his sink, so he calls Joe
the Plumber to come out and fix it. Joe drives to Obama's new house,
which is located in a very exclusive, gated community near Chicago
where all the residents have a net income of more than $250,000 per
year.

Joe arrives and takes his tools into the house. Joe is led to the guest
bathroom that contains the leaky pipe under the sink. Joe assesses the
problem and tells Obama that it's an easy repair that will take less than
10 minutes. Obama asks Joe how much it will cost. Joe checks his rate
chart and says, "$9,500."

"What?! $9,500?" Obama asks, stunned, "But you said it's an easy repair.
Michelle will whip me if I pay a plumber that much!"

Joe says, "Yes, but what I do is charge those who make $250,000 per year
a much higher amount so I can fix the plumbing of poorer people for free,"
explains Joe."This has always been my philosophy. As a matter of fact, I
lobbied the Democrat Congress, who passed this philosophy into law. Now
all plumbers must do business this way. It's known as 'Affordable Plumbing
Act of 2014 ' I'm surprised you haven't heard of it."

In spite of that, Obama tells Joe there's no way he's paying that much for a
small plumbing repair, so Joe leaves. Obama spends the next hour
flipping through the phone book calling for another plumber, but he finds
that all other plumbing businesses in the area have gone out of business.
Not wanting to pay Joe's price, Obama does nothing and the leak goes
unrepaired for several more days. A week later the leak is so bad that Obama
has had to put a bucket under the sink. Michelle is not happy as she has
Oprah and guests arriving the next morning. The bucket fills up quickly and
has to be emptied every hour and there's a risk that the room will flood, so
Obama calls Joe and pleads with him to return.

Joe goes back to Obama's house, looks at the leaky pipe, checks his new
rate chart and says, "Let's see, this will now cost you $21,000."

Obama quickly fires back, "What! A few days ago you told me it would cost
$9,500!"

Joe explains, "Well, because of the 'Affordable Plumbing Act ,' a lot of
wealthier people are learning how to maintain and take care of their own
plumbing, so there are fewer payers into the plumbing exchanges. As a
result, the price I have to charge wealthy people like you keeps rising. Not
only that, but for some reason the demand for plumbing work by those who
get it for free has skyrocketed! There's a long waiting list of those who need
repairs but the amount we get doesn't cover our costs. This unfortunately
has put a lot of my fellow plumbers out of business, they're not being replaced,
and nobody is going into the plumbing business because they know they can't
make any money at it. I'm hurting, too, all thanks to greedy rich people like you
who won't pay their fair share."

[Sam Mac]

Amen!

[Terry C]

That's funny

[J-Mech]

Without getting on a high horse and ranting for ten minutes.... I will just say, that that is the simplest explanation of how it works. It's sad to say, that it's the truth.

[Tacosteelersman]

Lol. Sad but true.

[RLause]

The problem is, too many people can't understand it.

[R Bedell]

So true.......Now I hope we don't have the Affordable Internet Act of 2015 looming over us.

[gt383mag]

A lot of people voted for him for free healthcare - lol. I wonder if they figured it out yet? I'm sure most of them don't care as long as he is black. Of course, they also got the "free phone" too.

[mickb72]

Originally Posted by gt383mag

A lot of people voted for him for free healthcare - lol. I wonder if they figured it out yet? I'm sure most of them don't care as long as he is black. Of course, they also got the "free phone" too.

They're still going to get it free. They pay a measily premium. When those big bills and high deductables come in i don't think they will get paid. Who wrote this bill? (ACA came from the senate finance comm) Whose in the senate finance comm? Who could write a bill with pages over a foot thick?(lawyers for the Ins. industry) Of course, congress never read it. We've been screwed and tattoed. Mike