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Old 06-07-2015, 06:07 PM
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my wife says I need to learn respect for women. I want to apologize to her for being such an ass on this web site. Cubby guy
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Did...did you just call us all women? I'm not sure I get this

Then again I always was the last one to get a joke
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Did...did you just call us all women? I'm not sure I get this

Then again I always was the last one to get a joke
It is my understanding that the OP's wife is displeased with him due to his apparent lack of respect for the female gender. The OP has chosen to express remorse for his alleged lack of respect towards the female gender on this website. Since his spouse is unlikely to ever read the posting on this site, the OP has fulfilled his obligation of expressing remorse without actually communicating that directly to his spouse. Humor ensues.
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It is my understanding that the OP's wife is displeased with him due to his apparent lack of respect for the female gender. The OP has chosen to express remorse for his alleged lack of respect towards the female gender on this website. Since his spouse is unlikely to ever read the posting on this site, the OP has fulfilled his obligation of expressing remorse without actually communicating that directly to his spouse. Humor ensues.
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It is my understanding that the OP's wife is displeased with him due to his apparent lack of respect for the female gender. The OP has chosen to express remorse for his alleged lack of respect towards the female gender on this website. Since his spouse is unlikely to ever read the posting on this site, the OP has fulfilled his obligation of expressing remorse without actually communicating that directly to his spouse. Humor ensues.
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Old 06-08-2015, 09:20 PM
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I'm glad somebody explained it, I was beginning to think I needed to get
"in touch" with my "feminine side"
With all in the Jenner er gender news lately, I'm having a difficult enough time eating "Wheaties" in the morning.
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I'm glad somebody explained it, I was beginning to think I needed to get
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With all in the Jenner er gender news lately, I'm having a difficult enough time eating "Wheaties" in the morning.
Stick with the Wheaties George, His face will be on Fruit Loops next
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Old 06-09-2015, 05:28 PM
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I don't know but If it was me I would have made the change before mothers day or after fathers day. Look at all the presents he/she misted out on.
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Stick with the Wheaties George, His face will be on Fruit Loops next
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My 77 y/o dad showed me a pic of Bruce Jenner on a box of Wheaties circa 1976 and Caitlyn Jenner on a box of Froot Loops 2015.
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