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Old 03-31-2017, 12:23 PM
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dew eye havta 'splain it to ya lucy?
don da holler, dey is a feller dat iffin ya speek on him jus rit, heel simer ya sum.
it mak da hurts go way plum quik!
Itill allsew mak yer peller on yer kap spin lik a stik in da krik aftir ah spring rane!
Yep, Southern Appalachian, quite different from what we speak here in the Piedmont. But I understood every word.

Got a new kid at work from PA, he seems to think every syllable must be articulated clearly with proper enunciation. Yeah, roll it all together with some Southern "sayings" and we might as well be speaking Martian.
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Got a new kid at work from PA, he seems to think every syllable must be articulated clearly with proper enunciation. Yeah, roll it all together with some Southern "sayings" and we might as well be speaking Martian.
Does he drink pop or soda? If he calls it pop he's probably from Western PA and if he calls it soda he probably voted for Hillary.
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Sensational replies but no one told me if you have Liquorice allsorts in the USA
Clark Gable taught the world how to speak Southern "frankly Charlotte I do not give a damm"
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Old 03-31-2017, 06:31 PM
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Yep, Southern Appalachian, quite different from what we speak here in the Piedmont. But I understood every word.

Got a new kid at work from PA, he seems to think every syllable must be articulated clearly with proper enunciation. Yeah, roll it all together with some Southern "sayings" and we might as well be speaking Martian.
It's funny, I was born and raised in SE mi. not far from DEEtroit.
Got out of High school 2 days, and went to work in Ypsilanti not far from Willow run Airport where the B-24 bombers were built for the war (WWII for the young ones here).
Well a lot of the fellows there were from Tennessee/Kentucky and surrounding states.
At first they would make fun of this yankee kid with pimples on his face who didn't know a plug from a poke.
Then one by one they took me under their wing and taught me the trade
After 40 years with lifelong friends, I also learned the language.
Mother would ask me why I "talked funny" as she didn't teach me to talk like that.
I take it as a compliment when someone asks me what part of Ky or Tn. I'm from.
So many men/woman of all ages and such diverse backgrounds came to make their fortunes in "Ypsituckky",building first planes, and later cars/transmissions and associated parts for America.
Sadly the "arsenal of democracy" is all gone, and only cement slabs and foundations remain.
--------Tombstones of 20,000 ++ jobs.
Google is now locating their "american center for mobility" there ( self driving vehicles)
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Sensational replies but no one told me if you have Liquorice allsorts in the USA
Clark Gable taught the world how to speak Southern "frankly Charlotte I do not give a damm"
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Yes we do have allsorts up here but it's hardly a seller. While I get the joke, I thought it would be better the joke originate from Japan. Man, that candy kind of look like sushi.
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Yes we do have allsorts up here but it's hardly a seller. While I get the joke, I thought it would be better the joke originate from Japan. Man, that candy kind of look like sushi.
Billy , I can not tell you its origins but expect it was from the UK
Do not fret ol'George as we have the same situation here plants that could build pretty much anything are now converted to apartments etc
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Does he drink pop or soda? If he calls it pop he's probably from Western PA and if he calls it soda he probably voted for Hillary.
Interesting,
Dad hailed from Altoona and mom from Pittsburg, both called it "pop"
My Sister and I were told it was not good for us, so we drank very little.
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I like drinking soda when I eat a Hoagie.
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Soda can be good for you, at times! If you eat a fatty meal, the soda will actually start breaking down the fat and dissolving it, whereas the plastic water people should put some of that fat in water and see what happens.

Ozcubowner.....sorry to hitchhike your thread, uh I mean highjack your thread. I liked your joke and got it when you told it!! Thanks for sharing buddy. Gidday!

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Soda can be good for you, at times! If you eat a fatty meal, the soda will actually start breaking down the fat and dissolving it, whereas the plastic water people should put some of that fat in water and see what happens.

Ozcubowner.....sorry to hitchhike your thread, uh I mean highjack your thread. I liked your joke and got it when you told it!! Thanks for sharing buddy. Gidday!

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We call it Soft drink , Pop is your Grand-father and Soda is , Soda water down my way
No worries Cub Cadet123 has been an entertaining read , maybe we should start a thread where I can translate your english into mine which we call "Strine" , say it real fast and you will be surprised how good your Aussie accent is
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