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Old 06-22-2017, 03:12 PM
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Default I was home schooled

A few examples of how we were home schooled:

1.My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2.My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3.My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4.My father taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5.My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6.My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7.My father taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8.My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9.My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Just you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10.My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11.My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12.My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!"

13.My father taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out..."

14.My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15.My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16.My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17.My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it from your father when he gets home!"

18.My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19.My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20.My father taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21.My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23.My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24.My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand.

25.My father taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!”
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Old 06-22-2017, 04:10 PM
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Excellent list. They all sound familiar!
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Old 06-22-2017, 04:31 PM
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I heard #4 and #7 a lot.
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Old 06-22-2017, 07:47 PM
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Too funny!! I've heard them all before for sure!!
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The author must have been observing my mom and dad...with one exception...mom didn't wait until dad got home!
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I heard #4 and #7 a lot.
What he said!
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Old 06-22-2017, 10:41 PM
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The author must have been observing my mom and dad...with one exception...mom didn't wait until dad got home!
Mom didn't wait either... she took care of it right away and then Dad took care of it AGAIN when he got home!!
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Mom didn't wait either... she took care of it right away and then Dad took care of it AGAIN when he got home!!
Ain't THAT the truth! One thing is for certain, all 4'11" of my mother was certainly not afraid of her youngins.
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Well it seems like you all were a bunch of hooligans.
Yeah, I heard them all as well. Should be that way today, wouldn't be so much crap going on like it is. "Spare the rod, spoil the kid".
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Ain't THAT the truth! One thing is for certain, all 4'11" of my mother was certainly not afraid of her youngins.
Mom knew how to get that little bolo paddle going at warp speed... she never left a bruise but boy did it sting!!

Dad on the other hand gave the stern looks and talks that were WAAY worse than any whippin!!

We would rather deal with mom's spankings than Dad's talks!!
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