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02-08-2010, 04:25 PM
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Cub joke, ok shouldn't be trashing cubs. Plus this joke is terrible
Ok my simplicity LandLord loving bud inspired me to crack a few kohler jokes.
Ok #1- A guy buys a cub cadet 982 off of E-bay. The cub comes in a few days when delivered and they haul it off the trailer and collect the money from the guy and drive off. The guy goes to turn it over and just hears the whirring of a starter. Tries a few more times and decides to stop and look under the hood. Well, the Ebay description said the engine was one of them regular kohler "crappers". The guy couldn't have gotten any more descriptive, cuz when he looks under the hood, there is a kohler toilet just sitting there with a starter taped on. Well basically thats as far as Ive gotten with that joke. I can diss the cub from time to time but I like to dis my buds shitplicity more LOL.
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02-12-2010, 06:12 AM
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That joke kinda hit home. I bought a 982 off ebay and when I brought it home, the starter just when wwhhiiiirrrrr. The starter was junk and had to be replaced. For a minute I thought you had heard my story! hehehe
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02-12-2010, 11:03 AM
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LOL hmmm maybe god put that joke in my head for a reason. That's pretty funny ha ha. It all just popped up in my head. I sure hope yours didn't have a toilet in it for an engine though.
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