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Old 04-01-2018, 12:59 AM
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What's the difference between a woman, and a battery?
A battery has a positive side.

A lady places a want ad in a local newspaper. Ad says, looking for someone who won't run away at the first argument, won't be mean, beat me, and knows how to satisfy a woman in bed.
Couple days later, her doorbell rings. She opens the door, and here's a guy in a wheelchair, no arms or legs. She said, "yes, can I help you"?
I'm here to answer your wanted ad. I've got no legs, so I won't run away. I have no arms, so I'll never beat you...
She pauses, then asks him, what about satisfying a woman in bed? He said, "how do you think I rang the doorbell".

Guy goes to his lawyer, and said I want a divorce. Lawyer asked, why? Guy said she never talks to me anymore. Lawyer said, you need to reconsider.
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Old 04-01-2018, 11:46 AM
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What's the difference between a woman, and a battery?
A battery has a positive side.

A lady places a want ad in a local newspaper. Ad says, looking for someone who won't run away at the first argument, won't be mean, beat me, and knows how to satisfy a woman in bed.
Couple days later, her doorbell rings. She opens the door, and here's a guy in a wheelchair, no arms or legs. She said, "yes, can I help you"?
I'm here to answer your wanted ad. I've got no legs, so I won't run away. I have no arms, so I'll never beat you...
She pauses, then asks him, what about satisfying a woman in bed? He said, "how do you think I rang the doorbell".

Guy goes to his lawyer, and said I want a divorce. Lawyer asked, why? Guy said she never talks to me anymore. Lawyer said, you need to reconsider.
to finish that:
"as good women like that are hard to find"
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Did you hear those from the dirty talking nurses at the hospital?
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Did you hear those from the dirty talking nurses at the hospital?
I DID!
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I hope there's some eye candy running around at the hospital, hopefully all the nurses don't look like Lew.
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Glad that your back Todd!
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Glad that your back Todd!
Never far Sam...
Ain't there yet though.
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Maybe 1, but there ain't enough beer in Milwaukee to drink the rest pretty.
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